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最近朋友圈的热文,针对于国际贸易的局势,表示不是专家很多关键词都看不懂。

今天看到这篇“概述清晰,通俗易懂 ”的文章,特意转发,最后还有一点 Pa就不看质量么!

1、你30多了第一次撩到了妹,带去开房一晚上干了10次,这个我们叫倾销。

2、 过几天你又约妹子出来,妹子上次被千怕了,说对不起大姨妈来了今天不行,这个叫反倾销。

3、你再次约妹子出来开房,妹子说可以,但是你先打8次飞机才行,这个叫非关税贸易壁垒。

4、 你说我不愿意打飞机,妹子说也行,那你给我3000块钱买包包,这个叫关税贸易壁垒。

5、晚上开房你把和妹子的床照偷偷发了朋友圈,这个叫侵犯知识产权。

6、 妹子很生气,说你必须删除照片,并向我道歉买包包,同时这些照片都归妹子所有并且只能她自己看,这个叫知识产权保护。

7、你和妹子交往了一段时间,结果妹子用在你身上的钱比你买包包的钱多多了,这个叫贸易顺差。反之我们叫贸易逆差。

8、又要和妹子开房了,你怕你晚上干不了10次,于是偷偷吃了2颗伟哥,这个叫非法贸易补贴。

9、 妹子不相信你每次开房都能干10次,于是找了个和你身材长相差不多的男人开房,结果发现-晚上只能干2次,这个我们叫贸易调查。

10、妹子说我们这样玩没意思,我知道一个组织,里面人美女帅哥特别多,男女朋友互换,还不要钱特别有意思,我们把这个叫WTO。

11、 进了WTO,和你啪啪的妹子越来越多,同时最开始的妹子在你身上花的钱越来越多,这时妹子不开心了,要求定期给她买1万的包包,并且不在你身上花钱了,不买就不给啪,这就是挑起贸易战。

12、 你觉得给妹子都定期买1万的包包太花钱,你也不愿意,就团结起了组织里其他的妹子,说给他们每人定期买1000的化妆品,她们定期和你啪啪,叫她们也不要理那个妹子了,贸易战就打起来了。

13、至于为什么你和那个妹子还没有分手,天天在买包包的事情上讨价还价,是因为分开了妹子没人一晚上于她十次,你也反而会花更多的钱,你们都知道这是双输,贸易战现在就打到这儿。

English:
Recently, the hot text of the circle of friends, in response to the situation of international trade, said that not many experts do not understand the keywords.

Today, I saw this article “clearly outlined, easy to understand”, deliberately forwarded, and finally there is still a point Pa does not look at quality!

1, you have more than 30 for the first time to get to the sister, took to open the house and did it 10 times a night, this is our dumping.

2. After a few days, you are about to come out. The sister was scared by the last time. I said that I am sorry that my aunt is coming today. This is called anti-dumping.

3, you once again about the sister to open the house, the sister said yes, but you can play 8 times first, this is called non-tariff trade barriers.

4, You said that I do not want to fly, the sister said it is OK, then you give me 3,000 dollars to buy bags, this is called tariff trade barriers.

5, open the house at night, and the sister’s bed photo secretly sent a circle of friends, this is called infringement of intellectual property rights.

6, the sister is very angry, said that you must delete the photo, and apologize to me to buy a bag, and these photos are owned by the girl and can only be seen by herself, this is called intellectual property protection.

7. You have been in a relationship with your sister for a while. As a result, the money the sister uses on you is much more than the money you buy. This is a trade surplus. On the contrary, we call the trade deficit.

8, you have to open a room with the sister, you are afraid that you can not do 10 times at night, so secretly ate 2 Viagra, this is called illegal trade subsidies.

9, the sister does not believe that you can do 10 times every time you open the house, so I found a man who looks like your body to open a house, and found that – only 2 times at night, this is our trade investigation.

10, the sister said that we are not interesting to play like this, I know an organization, there are many beautiful guys, male and female friends exchange, but also do not want money is particularly interesting, we call this WTO.

11, into the WTO, and your sister’s sister more and more, while the first sister spent more and more money on you, then the girl is not happy, asked to buy her 10,000 bags regularly And don’t spend money on you, don’t buy it, don’t give it, this is to provoke a trade war.

12, You feel that it is too expensive to buy a 10,000 bags for the sisters on a regular basis. If you don’t want to, you will unite the other sisters in the organization and say that they will buy 1,000 cosmetics on a regular basis. They regularly visit you. Let them not care about the girl, and the trade war will be fought.

13. As for why you and the sister have not broken up, bargaining every day on the purchase of bags, because the sister has been separated from her ten times a night, you will spend more money, you all know this It’s a double loss, and the trade war is now here.

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